
Funky Monkey Pinot Noir 750mL
Pay $13.33 when you buy 6
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- 0% ABV
- Region: South Australia
- Winemaker: Corey Ryan
- Product of Australia
Handmade and funky in all the best ways, Funky Monkey Zero Alcohol Pinot Noir brings you rich antioxidants in a zero alcohol wine. Created with fruit from vineyards in South Australia, this alcohol-free wine has all the sweet and spicy flavours we love in a classic Pinot Noir without the looming hangover.
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Really yummy
Almost like the real thing but without the tannins and "thick" mouthfeel because of the alcohol. I paired it with lamb and really enjoyed it. Will order again!

Threw it out
This wine is disgusting. Watery, insipid, bitter. Nothing like the tasting notes. I couldn't finish it and threw the rest of

Undrinkable
Disappointing wine as the reviews and rating were positive. The wine was literally undrinkable and I can only assume it was a bad bottle and not representative of the product in general. I'm also disappointed that the business has not responded to a direct message I posted informing them of the issue with my wine.

Funky Monkey Good
Best one I’ve tasted yet

3.5 stars very light Pinot
Tasty, prepare for a very light Pinot, had a juice aftertaste in your mouth. Not the best I’ve had but still quite drinkable
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