Funky Monkey Pinot Noir 750mL

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$14.90 AUD

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Get ready to indulge in the world of non-alcoholic red wines with Funky Monkey's Non-Alcoholic Pinot Noir, a delightful creation crafted in the heart of Australia.

Our love for non-alcoholic wines is as boundless as the Australian landscape, and Funky Monkey's dedication to delivering excellence is evident in every bottle. This non-alcoholic Pinot Noir hails from South Australia, a region renowned for its wine-making prowess.

As you pour a glass, you'll be greeted by the inviting aromas of bright red fruits, setting the stage for a truly immersive wine experience. With each sip, you'll discover the nuanced flavours of dried herbs and spices, adding depth and complexity to your palate. The wine's round mouthfeel ensures a satisfying and well-rounded taste.

Funky Monkey Pinot Noir also carries a touch of sweetness, enhancing its overall appeal. For the best experience, we recommend serving it chilled, allowing the flavours to shine through in their full glory.

Whether you're a seasoned wine enthusiast or someone exploring the world of non-alcoholic options, Funky Monkey Pinot Noir 750mL is a red wine delight that's perfect for all occasions.

Ingredients

Alcohol-removed wine, Contains Sulphites.

ABV

<0.5%

Nutritional Information per 100ml

Calories - 13.1 | Sugar - 2.5g

Customer reviews

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Rated 3.3 out of 5 stars
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  • Karen
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 years ago
    Really yummy

    Almost like the real thing but without the tannins and "thick" mouthfeel because of the alcohol. I paired it with lamb and really enjoyed it. Will order again!

  • Anonymous
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 years ago
    Funky Monkey Good

    Best one I’ve tasted yet

  • Bec B.
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 years ago
    Yummy

    Very good and an excellent replica

  • Anonymous
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    2 years ago
    3.5 stars very light Pinot

    Tasty, prepare for a very light Pinot, had a juice aftertaste in your mouth. Not the best I’ve had but still quite drinkable

  • Anonymous
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    I recommend this product
    Rated 4 out of 5 stars
    2 years ago
    Lovely gentle wine

    of all brands here, the Funky Monkey is my favorite so far, because its preservative free, Australian and consistently good.This Pinot Noir is a lovely gentle one. First impression is a bit too much grapejuice / but the taste is much more subtle. And gets better once opened!

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